We won't sleep together?
she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
sometime during the course of last night, i decided to get donuts for this morning. i'm a fucking genius when i smoke.
THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
Her boyfriend only talks to me because I know her period schedule
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
We can't shop at Hobby Lobby anymore. They don't like Plan B which basically runs through our veins.
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
He asked if I was a pirate because my "arrrrrrrrse" was worth burying. 10/10 for effort, 20/10 for serial killer vibes.
I've decided it's okay if I take a pregnancy test every month. Then I can be like, "Good job, self, way to not procreate this month!"
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