I'll buy you a vibrator, we can get married for tax benefits, and live happily ever after with lots of doggggs.
We named our party play list daddy issues
apparently the 911 operator took drunk dialing waaayy too seriously
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
My 7 yo sister is trying to talk my mom into buying her a strawberry margarita. Happy Cinco de Mayo.
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
I’m vetoing meatball margaritas right out the gate. We can’t have people throwing up again!
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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