It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
I just found 20 dollars in my vibrator box. Was it a drunken sign to myself to get more?
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
i woke up on someones kitchen floor, and i used the gps in my phone to find my way home. im really glad you forgot about me.
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