Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
It was like the Ritz Carlton of jails. I got introduced to our criminal system the right way.
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
apparently i'm the only person who has heard from her since saturday. she texted me "burt reynolds" at 2am sunday
Be still, my beating vagina.
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
Why the fuck is there a goat in the kitchen
Don't get into any trouble on your trip
The only foreseeable trouble would be pregnancy, but I gotta be sterile otherwise I'm beating some pretty fucking incredible odds
My life is pants optional.
I just drunkenly emailed my feminist dissertation as a resignation letter for my call center job. What am I doing with my life!?
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