can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
I got to work, greeted my staff, then went into the bathroom to throw up. Who hired me to run a business???
so i woke up this morning covered in mail. none of it is mine.
So the girl I hooked up with last night pretended to be from Comcast when my girlfriend stopped by this morning. She even made a fake appointment to check her internet. Best hookup ever.
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
You offered the police officer a Snickers ice cream bar and cried when he wouldn't take it...
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
I think my life is a one-way ticket to blackout city.
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