Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
How are you going to be there by 9am?
Relax I always go to these conferences hung over
You say that like it's a positive quality
i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
Upperdeckered the toilet. Took sombrero off, drawing too much heat. Witnessed glassing. In bush, come findme.
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
I still don't know why you took that job... it sounds miserable
not having any beer money sounds even more miserable
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
Judging by the progress I've made since I woke up (none) I'm thinking this hangover may keep me in bed.
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
Waiting on the notification from my fitness pal that tells me I'm an alcoholic
There is a man in my bed with "new zealand" tattooed on his back. Wtf happened last night?
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
What are you, a fucking toaster ?
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