I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
the smoke from my cigarette strangely resembles what patrick swayzes ghost will look like.
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
My google history shows every combination of "red lobster cheesy biscuits" possible.
I'm hungover as fuck. My vagina hurts. I locked my keys in my car. It's about 93* outside. We're having sex in the pool when I get home
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
Mixing coffee with vodka may have been a bad choice, I feel like I'm pregnant and the baby is trying to perform a c-section from the inside.
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
Oh my god.. Saw a commercial for Captain Morgan. Made me gag a little bit.
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