Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
The second he texted me with "*dry humps you!*" I knew any relationship we might have had was over.
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
Your cat is quite the conversationalist after some tequila and shrooms
ok is that genuinely the first four bars of mozart's symphony #40 sharpied onto my arm or
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
Dude, never piss off a hungover boss.
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
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