Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
How come the only thing we can do right in our lives is drugs?
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
I just added 'steal mom's xanax' to my to do list for when I go home for Easter.
we're making bets on your personal life
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
And that is why we dont do tequila shooters at 1 in the afternoon. Because you go home with a beast like that
She pulled me up to my feet by my hair. I thought it was you for a second. My drunken angel savior.
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
I make him buy me all the extremely expensive high end Mac cosmetics I desire. Wear it then let him cum on my face. I am fucking glamorous.
Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
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