There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
Are you high?
No. That's why it's odd
The guy dancing on me has three visible teeth. WHERE ARE YOU?
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
Dude I'm drinking a martini out of a water bottle, I've become my parents.
you made sure you came back for your bottle of vodka but didn't remember to take your shoes
Monday: I just need a drink Tuesday: OMG no more this week! Wednesday: oh shit how'd I get drunk Thursday: I'm glad you've stopped the pretenses
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
Hey so I just want to get straight to the point it was me who ate the last cupcake and it was your sister who I fucked last nigt
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
I've justified worse with less. I had sex with your brother because he was wearing a nice sweater
After fooling around at the hotel til dawn, I managed to feed her with my free buffet passes. Tastes like sweet victory.
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
I believe in your delicious
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