Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
I guess I'll put a green shirt on. Also, I just snorted some protein shake power. That doesn't have anything to do with St. Patrick's Day. I just wanted you to know in case i die.
Thanks for the drunken voicemail of bird calls. Love and miss you, too.
running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
Dont be alarmed when you find the maintenance guy passed out on your couch. I didn't to explain why I was there so I offered him a drink, I dont know what happened after that.....
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
My cab driver has a hooker in the front seat. Really, this is serious. And weird.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
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My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
I Have a huge scrape on my knee and I need a better excuse than dry humping on a park bench...
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
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