Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
You are the only person I know that goes to a bar enough to charge your iPhone there....
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
I filled this oven with as much Pizza as I could, and I've been eating out of it for three days.
Just ate the last piece. Refilling the oven.
You tried to pay for our cab with the 2 dollars you got from selling your natty ice outside the strip club.
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
Got super judged by this lady at the Rolling Stones concert last night. Bitch don't look so salty at my dad and I splitting two joints, an edible, and two margaritas. It's the stones.
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
YOURE A FUCKING ADULT. DONT TELL ME ITS PAST YOUR BEDTIME WHEN I WANT TO GET ANOTHER COCKTAIL.
I spent half my night explaining that i'm in an open relationship to the guys that I liked, and the other half of the night explaining that I have a boyfriend to the guys that I didn't like.
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