just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
Found my little brother jerking off with a condom. he said he was "practicing"
OMG its one we used last night
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
I just had to tell her that no she really doesnt need to sneak pizza from mcmurrays out in a plastic bag for me later
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
Just saw a guy walking down the street carrying a giant inflatable penis
Just arrived at our party
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
I need to ask my mom where the drain cleaner is, but I'm afraid she'll ask why and the answer to that will just be "cum."
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
We left Waffle House and he took off running five miles down the road saying we were "training for the Olympics." And I mean, I couldn't leave him out there like that...
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