i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
Just remembered I hit myself in the face with a bottle then did the nose test and decided I was still good. Don't think anyone noticed.
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
Calling a preemptive no homo on tonight's activities
I don't care how hungry or impatient you are. the highest setting on the microwave is 100% and you better not take it appart to add power. This is not the Enterprise.
You took a selfie with my hard dick and sent it to Scott with the caption 'Toldja'. It was hard to forget you're a teenager after that
The guy whose porn password I use finally renewed his membership. Lazy fucker had been slacking all summer.
He grabbed at it like it was a stress ball or something. It's a boob, not a grapefruit. The fuck.
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
