I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
I don't remember you taking the condom off last night. Did you just walk home in it ?
someone just laughed at me while i'm laying on the floor waiting for the bus. like they've never been hungover.
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
Yeah everyone's alive and well besides the still terrifying threat of Ted's conception of a human being
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
dude where did you go last night?
when the tequila says to run, you start running.
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