that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
Heads up. We filled your kiddie pool with kool-aid and vodka. Things are about to get Out. Of. Hand. Quickly.
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
The fact that I made out with a twenty one year old father is kind of worrying me now. Like. This is exactly what I wasn't supposed to do in life.
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
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