We fish bowled my car and anna told us a story about time travel and part of it had people melted into the side of a boat and i imagined them being melted into my car moaning in pain and then we got scared and thought zombies were outside and couldn't leave for a while.
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
Apparently I'm a "fire hazard"
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
He took my Spanx off and still fucked me twice. I call that success.
Welp. It's confirmed. There is literally no lube on this entire island. Fuck me. More accurately, don't fuck me.
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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