I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
Oh my god. I opened up my microwave and there was a pile of bacon in it. It's like my mother knew I'd be hungover.
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
ok perfect im about to bedazzle our mini keg named hans. he is ready to rage
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
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