And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
The bartender asked if I wanted a to-go cup for my crown and coke.....I just realized I'm back in Montana and fuck did I miss home.
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
I think your dad took our porno
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
Sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do... and then you need to delete the history so you're girlfriend doesn't see it.
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