Your tits are I can't wait for
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
I always knew I'd be the first one with an STD
I'm standing in the shower drinking with the light off and a candle lit, listening to Amy Winehouse. Be proud.
i'll booty call him tonight after the radiohead concert, that way he can see his favorite band and his favorite vagina all in one night.
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
I just flicked a lizard out of the window with a bud light in one hand and spatula inthe other...dont tell me you dont miss the south
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
Can I trade you chipotle for a pregnancy test?
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
I sprayed his whole room with my perfume and left lots of my hair on the bed. So now if he does bring her home, the bitch will know this territory is marked.
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
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