Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
omg he fucking fingered me this morning. and i was just like this is the most awkward alarm clock ive ever had
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
You're like my zumba instructor for alcoholism right now
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
I need a new pic for your contact id. Because your boobs popping up when I'm having dinner with my grandma or, ya know, when kids have my phone isn't so good.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
Not even joking, someone broke into the house to watch porn. The cops are on the way.
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
What're you gonna do with the rest of your night?
Probably watching cooking videos and fantasizing about pie
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
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