we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
Just saw a cop issuing a DUI. At 3 pm. It's definitely the start of winter break.
I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
Convinced the domino's pizza delivery person to go to shaws and buy me a bottle of wild turkey. For america.
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
Waking up next to a 3 inch puddle of water in my kitchen with a bathing suit on...what the fuck went on lastnight
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
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