i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
yea pretty sure we followed the trail of your spaghetti-o vomit to find the car
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
my mom just said "if you had sex with someone you don't really like I'm going to be so mad at you" HOW DOES EVERYBODY KNOW
some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
god it feels good to gold a bottle of opiates again.
I think that typo was actually more appropriate than what you intended.
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
Getting "I couldn't find the front door so I climbed in through window" drunk seems to be a habit of yours
I wrote "fuck you meg" on my toaster strudel with the icing. I call it "passive aggressive breakfast"
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
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