Why did we buy the only spinning apartment on campus?
Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
You act like I was drinking alone...I had the entire Verizon network with me
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
Forgot to tell you--the bartender at Crowbar set his arm on fire last night. He was doing this "Cocktail" bartender trick of pouring alcohol that was on fire between glasses. Then some leaked out, onto his arm, and set his arm on fire, then his shirt. Exciting! (And he's ok).
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
Terrible idea I love it
stop falling asleep in the bathtub. you are not a movie star, you cannot die that way.
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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