i woke up to her playing with my penis. just wiggling it around and around. awkward night? i would say so.
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
I can't believe you just became a stipulation in their divorce papers.
its like what part of i just threw up mcdonalds breakfast means i want to make out with you?
JOY: That feeling when you crack open a handle for the first time, and the flow limiter comes off with the cap.
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
Thanks to a poorly written tweet a whole bunch of people thought I died last night.
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
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