we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
My gynecologist just commented on how well my vagina was waxed
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
You made out with two different species that night
I've gotten 2 singers numbers, a 6'5 dude has promised to take me to Oktoberfest, and I spent the night w a pilot named Zeus who looks like caramel tastes. Also I sprained my thumb punching some guy I named 'hater'. I love Nashville
God it's like my stomach is full of drunk bees
Now that I'm sober, I'm realizing you put your name in my phone as "wowww"
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
Randomize