fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
I just had a 30 minute fake cell phone conversation with myself just to avoid hooking up with the drunk guy next to me. its like an art form.
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
A man bought two 40's from me, then asked if I had duct tape. How do people over 50 know about Edward 40hands? It was very weird.
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
My ideal friend would be my dog as a drug dealer
that's the first time I've heard "shenanigans" and "apocalypse" in the same sentence
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
Of two things I'm absolutely sure: 1. I only took 2 hits off that joint and 2. I definitely ran over hedwig on the way home
It’s like I’m living in some alternate wet dream universe right now
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