Some girl just toasted to friendship and love. I want to break her neck.
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
Just heard an advertisement for 40 proof chocolate milk. We may never have to grow up
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.
Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
He literally shouted this Viking war cry when he cam. Then as we laid there he sang me the most beautiful rendition of " When Irish Eyes are Smiling". I've never been more confused.
They were playing some sort of fast food scavenger hunt game as an ice breaker. Some chick stamped a Starbucks logo on my hand and told me to go find the girl with the matching stamp and fill her with cream.
Dave had an Arby’s stamp and some sorority girl grabbed him and screamed “I’ve have the meat!”\n
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