I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
someone, somewhere in austin has to have a muppet
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
I locked the porch door but I left a spare key on top of the keg on the side of the house
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
Boobs speak an international language.
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
If I get there and all he has for my big valentines surprise is his body, I'm dumping his ass and posting his dirty pictures on a porn site so people can laugh at him.
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
when your dumb AF ex “accidentally” venmos you $50 and texts you asking for it back..... —sorry I accidentally deleted your number and cashed out
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