: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
I woke up this morning and saw that I had transferred $0.75 from my savings account to my checking account.
So you walked 4 miles to get home but stopped by the store first to get a vegetable tray? How drunk were you?
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
I was wondering why he was in my phone as "Cat Guy", he seemed pretty normal. Then when we woke up he was wearing a shirt with a picture of his cat on it. The name stays.
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
I fell into the fireplace. That is a pretty good sign to stop drinking fireball
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
Just in case you blacked out, we had sex, you came in me, we need plan B, we fell off your top bunk, broke your roommates chair, i still like you, but i'm in pain and am going to bed
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
I tried to fuck you in my bathroom while my parents were in the next room. I am a clusterfuck of fun.
Randomize
