I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
I'm at work and it's 1:30. I need a beer. is that bad?
Welcome to every minute of my life.
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
Me liking this guy is the best diet ever. Do I want this cookie...or do I want to get laid.
i sleep in a fine layer of vodka and semen. i don't know that that would appropriate for a pajama rally.
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
she just announced that once she was paid to deep throat a light saber with a mint flavored condom on it. i'm speechless.
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
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