my penis was classy and tasteful, i don't know what her problem was.
Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
Santa Clause just drove by me on a fire truck. Epic night begins.
You ended at least 6 stories with "and that's why I don't snort coke anymore"
mom and dad googled us on the weekend. i love the internet less than i did on friday.
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
How the fuck do you get a noise complaint filed against you at 9:30am on a fucking Tuesday?
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
I wanted to make my beer stronger so I poured vodka in it. Why god....why
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