i feel like the song jizz in my pants was made for him.
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
It would have to be recorded, because that sex tape would be humanity's primary evidence of miracles
We should get Al Michaels to provide commentary for it.
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
I feel like I owe her child an apology or something after blowing my load on the tattoo she has of her.
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
last night I mixed vodka in with my protein shake... and you tell me my new years resolution was impossible
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
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