I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
Someone left a shot of disaronno in a champagne glass here this morning... flip a coin?
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
Omg calling you in 10 to update you on who I peed on last night
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
No one ever gets any after sleeping with her. She is like the broken mirror of hookups, enjoy 7 years of blue ball. Don't say I didn't warn you
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
Waking up with cheese all over my clothes and my vibrator in my pants is a sign we drank way too much tequila last night
Why were you doing tequila shots out of Boston Pizza dip containers?
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
Randomize
