i'm home, then i'll come over
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nvm.
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
Wheres my "thanks for using birth control effectively and not contributing to the downfall of society" card.
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
I just realized how early it is, you're taking this booty call thing to a whole other level. also, there are altoids all over my room, that was weird
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
he only noticed i dyed my hair purple like halfway through sex and he looked really shocked and he just said "You look like Barney." as he came.
Guy running next to me at the gym is judging me. I think he can smell the whiskey leaking out of my pores.
Gotta love college... Pregamed for my 8:30 flight home this morning and gave the flight attendants all high fives when I got on the plane. Best ride of my life.
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