I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Left my ID again and at a Giant's game. This is the second time they accepted my handgun safety certificate as proof of ID to buy beer.
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
So Easter dinner for me was at 4:40 this morning where i made Bagel Bites and had a glass of Chardonnay
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
is year to celebrate how much I love you, I made a mosaic of your penis with conversation hearts. it's in your mailbox.\n\nHAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY TO YOU
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
I don't remember because I was drunk out of my mind, but I have it on good authority that weed cinnamon buns at 3 in the morning with chocolate milk are better than sex.
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
well whats the tarot card for I'm totes going to be schlobbing his cob? because that's in his future.
Randomize
