im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
Took 45 minutes to masturbate. Fuck you Zoloft. I'm never gonna be diagnosed with depression again
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
You. Dating a sex offender cop. Life writes itself sometimes.
I just got into the cab. It smells like weed and the driver looks like someone who may or may not be really talented at playing the saxophone. He also asked me my thoughts on porn when I told him I'm an actor. I might not make it home.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."
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