i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
I knew the sex would be bad when he slipped the rubber on and said "safe sex activated"
Would it be a dick move to report the suite next-door for a noise violation? They're singing Bad Romance off-key and I'm not sure if I can allow that.
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
Im sober enough to understand what people are saying but drunk enough to understand its hilarious
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