He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
BoomCity!!!
You don't have to text me that every time you have sex. I already heard you ring the gong.
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
You fell out of his top bunk onto his set of golf clubs. After seeing blood on your leg, you proceeded to sing "the first cut is the deepest" while sprawled on the golf clubs
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