You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
Monday is now my bitch. I just did 20 naked push ups on the bar for $20
I hope to God it's not the new neighbors having sex, because what I'm hearing sounds like a mildly defective vuvuzela or a cow giving birth.
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
I'm sobbing to NWA
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
How can I prove that I give 401k advice and not handjobs?
You microwaved all of my silverware, I don't care if you spent all your money on tequila, you're paying for this.
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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