He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
He said I looked like a ballsack and I tried to choke him out with my Ghostbusters pajama pants. Happy fucking Halloween.
You used your chihuahua as a pillow screaming "HE'S A PILLOW AND A PET" and proceeded to puke in the dog bed
Also there's so much vodka on my breath that if I blew on my fingers my nail polish would fall right off
Something about finishing sexting a guy and him going "well. I have to get ready for Passover now" really makes me rethink my life choices
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
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