Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
There's something really special about 3:00 in the afternoon drunk that just can't be duplicated at any other time of day.
I just found a thank you note I apparently wrote to my bed last night for letting me borrow the comforter.
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
Outside
debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
Why was I so drunk last night that I licked the bar and then the bartenders face? Why didn't you stop me? We can never go back there.
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
Does having sex in an airport bathroom with a girl you just met at the bar count as the mile high club? ...no?
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