everything was going good until you started showing off the pictures of poop you took with your phone
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
Dude I think I was making out with the cat last night
I don't have a cat..?
Well nonetheless. Whatever it was purred when I used tounge.
I just had a brazillian performed by a hungarian named olga. Im pretty sure she was trying to rip out my soul. You owe me a million orgasms
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
Then, halfway through our conversation, I remembered what you drunkenly told me last night and was all "maintain eye contact, do not look at his massive penis".
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
I woke up in some kids room and he introduced me to his friends at breakfast as "Monica" so I just went with it.
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
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