just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
all we need is a shotglass and a helicopter.
My "High Times" magazine came in today, as well as my girlfriend's new sex toys. We're calling in sick today.
she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
My ex came to my place while I was gone. Random things he took: snow shoes, my laundry quarters, a decorative picture, all my condiments, the container that held my rice and a sticker off my wallet. Then left a note saying he watered my plants and fed my cats. What. The. Fuck.
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
somehow, even strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA can't understand why he'd choose her over me
maybe it's because you talk to strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
Randomize
