he was wearing sponge bob boxers. Guess how long he lasted.
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
He did the "not my house dance." Apparently it involves spreading cereal on the floor and then grinding into the carpet in bare feet while singing "not my house" over and over and dancing.
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
"just because you look like a short version of scarlet johanson does not mean I would immediately fuck you" that was the single.most difficult thing to say. but seriously I don't want the roots of the whore tree anywhere near my junk.
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
I'm in Florida in a retirement community the fuck am I supposed to do but watch tv and disgrace Jesus
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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