I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
He keeps apologizing for not being able to get hard when he's drunk. We havent even left the club yet.
Mike is offhisass drunk and just sat down next to my sister and said "If you gained 30 pounds and stopped reading poetry, I would be attracted to you. Now, your little sister, attractive, even though she's basically the same person as you- she just pulls it off better because she's 15."
people are starting to question the shark bite story
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
He congratulated me by offering up free orgasms.. I told him I also had a birthday last month we needed to celebrate.. He was there in ten minutes.
Found out my grandpa had two wives and found out I'm eligible for some internships 11/10 would do acid again.
We lost. I'mma go home and drink more and do a face mask and wonder why it is that god put me on this Earth to suffer
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
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