so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
Who was that guy you went home with?
Hang on, I'm trying to ask his name right now.
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
He kept coming back from the bar with hotter girls and just left with two...I feel like I just witnessed something amaZing. Like meeting Jesus and finding out he has no morals either
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
Facebook stalking ex-girlfriends who went to rehab. This is my life.
The fact that there are multiple ex-girlfriends who have been to rehab concerns me
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
May or may not have just put tequila in my special "kids+" orange juice fortified with vitamins a, b, c, d, e, and now t.
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
I think you know you’ve caught feelings when you’re asking a tinder boy his opinion about your current fuck buddy.
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