I mean, you're like my second best best friend we're so close I can't believe you'd do that to me
okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
We told you to stay put for 2 minutes. We come back out and your being handcuffed yelling "DO YOU FEEL LIKE A GOOD FUCKING PERSON ARRESTING ME ON MY BIRTHDAY?!"
I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
it’s not easy to sexualize brunch. work with me, babe.
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
This is a test message to see whether or not the recipient is alive.
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
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