just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
i'm high and 74% sure there's a monster in my closet
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?
Why is there a chicken nugget nailed to my front door?
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
Desperate times call for desperate measures. But he promised me no small talk so that was nice
I'm sobbing to NWA
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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