yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
He peed in the bird bath. Those birds are gonna be pissed
I was on my way last night when some asshole yelled "make better life choices" out the window of his car. I felt so self conscious I went home.
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
If the amount of time the owner spent looking at my tits is any indication, I’d say I can probably sleep my way to the top
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