he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
i think i have two assholes
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
I passed out leaning next to a light pole. When the cop woke me up at 4 AM, I told him I was a block away from the apt, just had to stop to make a puke pit stop.
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
When you passed out on the kitchen counter she brushed and flossed your teeth, then carried/dragged you to bed. Why aren't you married?
And then you proceeded to sneak behind thee bar and hold up an empty bottle of vodka and scream LOOK WHO THE BARTENDER IS NOW BITCH!
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
Seeing someone hit Themselves in the balls with someone else's hand is amazing. I love being the sober one
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