Take a Tylenol with a HUGE glass of water before you pass out, you'll thank me in the morning.
i dony have tylonal but i had a snickers and popcorn and a bottle of water and i am.. brushing my teeth!
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
I did something stupid with eggs call me when you get up. Cops were also involved.
Just hungoverly hit my funny bone with a hot straightener. Triple threat.
You tried to tell me you weren't high while you were eating French onion dip out of the jar with a spoon
I just woke up wearing the O-ring from my dildo harness as a bracelet. Classy.
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
He just asked me if he's allowed to flirt with me. That's how whipped he is.
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
Sangria Sundays can't keep happening. Even my second grade students know I'm hungover. Benji even gave me his oreos its that bad
I like to listen to classical music when I eat taco bell. I think it cancels out the aura of poverty and desperation.
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
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