Those balls look pretty dangerous.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
I knew I shouldn't have slept with her...my dick looks like a stegosaurus tail
just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
He yelled at me to keep it in my pants and I replied with I will fuck your roommate as much as I please. Oops
Concept: I never actually flirt with anyone, I'm just a bitch and some people find it endearing
rest in peace liver.
It was nice having you occupy space in my body that could be holding beer n chicken.
that's going in my livers obituary.
He told his wife he was too old to pretend to be straight. She tried to argue. He walked two tables over and was like this is my highschool sweetheart and he's an excellent fuck, we're running away together. It was epic.
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