hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
Well, most of my extended family doesnt know about my love for the penis, so they dont have a reason to disown me
Then he shook the next streetlight but this one broke and fell over. He told me, "This is the part where we run."
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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