I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
i just made an omelette with the cheese and ham from a lunchables. and ketchup packets
julia child would be proud.
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
Was I wearing clothes when I handed you your keys. Please tell me I was wearing clothes.
I would also like to inform you that I can no longer lay on my back because my tailbone is bruised from the nightstand. Good job.
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
in a last ditch attempt to make life awkward after i die today i want to be buried naked and have an open casket funeral.
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
Are you drinking tequila at 1pm? ...at Disneyland?
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
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