is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
If thou arrisest to consciousness before I, rise me to an office of alertness for occupations such as brunch. Warm Regards, your roommate.
admittedly, it's a little weird getting relationship advice from the mother of a former one night stand. but she's a wise lady and she buys me drinks, so i'm ok with it.
We attempted to microwave fifteen corndogs in the microwave and may have ruined it. Also there were fake mustaches on all of his appliances...he said he doesn't like drunk me.
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
I forgot if I was chewing my gum or my tongue
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
In that case, if you come anywhere near my house you can expect to be chased down various streets by a half naked me wielding a baseball bat. No, I am not giving you my address.
Why so serious bruh
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
So what we learned was that it doesn't matter how skinny the stripper is, if she sits on your knee with a torn acl for two hours it's going to swell up
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