think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
i have some very unhappy turtles in my backseat
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
I'm not breaking up with him because his husky is having puppies.
I am buying anal lube, an enema, and a bag of kit kats. What part of this is compelling the Walgreens woman to tell me to "be well".
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
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