It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
I'm so high I used the top vent on my dashboard to heat up a cheeseburger
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
you asked the janitor if you could ride his floor cleaner.
she smells like cat throw up and cupcakes. i'm trying to focus on the cupcakes but it's really. hard.
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
His mom said he was in the ER and asked for prayers and positive thoughts. Apparently, me wishing the clap on him is not what she had in mind.
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
I've only fucked to 2 Fleetwood Mac songs, that must be why my life feels so empty.
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
its official, you're fucking me on my lunch break. the only thing I want in my mouth is your dick. pick me up at noon.
want fries with that?
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