Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
So explain to me again how you wake up next to a Brazilian model and I wake up next to a turkey sub? And a jar of grey poupon.
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
you rearended a car with your bike and then puked all over his back windshield. They made BUI's for you.
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
Your remote is drenched in lotion and you expect me to believe you weren't masturbating?!
I wish I could sell my textbooks directly to my drug dealer and cut out the middle man
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
He deliberately gets me high because he knows I fuck better and then I make food for two. I don't know if I should feel mad or proud of him for thinking that far.
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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